I’m in the same boat LJ, but obviously aliens are real.
I’ve been to a few Christmas mass things with my MIL in her part of BC and always enjoy the time, even though religion and cults give me the creeps mostly. (He says from a Guiding Centre in a very religious country.)
I'll be sure at the next masonic/"cult" meeting to put in a good word for you with our alien overlords. God may be unhappy with you but I have it on good authority our alien brothers have an "in" with the Big Guy so salvation may yet await you Matt....