/\.....first, it was waiting in line for lights and lasers Cassidy - not TP. Got it? Lasers, duuuude...."lasers". There is nothing remotely cooler than having dueling lasers on the front lawn at Christmas. They also double as a very useful tool to annoy that one neighbor you can't stand; that alone makes waiting worthwhile....
Second, Mrs ASE wasn't with me and there was this very nice blonde woman from my gym in line behind me who just insisted on conversing the whole time. Who was I to pass on that line and say no? And finally it was Christmas man...the season of joy and good cheer and fellowship. So to sum up - lasers, Christmas and a knockout blonde, some of my favorite things, so yeah it was 45 minutes well spent