^Not to mention the bloody mini-pads in the steak and chicken supermarket trays.
"New Delivered Garbage Cart Lids Not Closing Properly
Please be aware that if the lid on your new wheeled garbage cart does not close properly, it will over time as the outside temperature warms up. The reason for this condition is due to the carts being shipped with the lids already attached while stacked along with being shipped and stored in cooler temperatures. The lids should regain their shape and close properly with time and as the temperature warms. If the lid has not regained its shape and close properly by the beginning of the program in April, please contact us at 250-475-5533 or email email@example.com."
The weather has warmed up and now we're eagerly anticipating "The Shutting Of The Lid" event. I don't know about you, but when the big day arrives we'll be ready with plenty of hot wings, potato salad and Pepsi. We predict "The Shutting Of The Lid" will occur at 3 pm, March 29.