Hi, welcome to Subsidy Drive-Thru Canada! Can I take your order?
I want more money.
Um, sorry, I didn’t quite get that. We’ve been having trouble with our intercom lately. Can I take your order?
Give me more money, or I’m leaving.
Uh, sorry, can you be more specific about which menu items you’d like? Here at Subsidy Drive-Thru, we have a wide variety of supports, refunds, grants, abatements, tax credits and more. All recently rebranded as Planet Saving. If you say you’re clean, we’ll give you the green. Can I take your order?
Don’t get fresh with me kid. I need you to open the till, stick your hand in and give me more money. Don’t ask too many questions; don’t impose too many conditions. And do it quick, or I swear, I’ll put this car into gear and floor it over to Joe’s Buy America Warehouse. Don’t test me.
I’m sorry sir, I wasn’t being argumentative. I’m just trying to understand how much money you would like. Here at Subsidy Drive-Thru, our motto is: The Customer is Always Right to Ask for More.
Now we’re getting somewhere. Because more is exactly what I’m after. You see, I was here earlier and I ordered the Billion Dollar Electric Battery Meal Deal and –
Oh yes, Mr. Stellantis! Welcome back! Did you enjoy your meal? I’m told it’s very filling.
Well, that’s the thing. I thought it would be. Let me tell you, between Chrysler and Fiat, I know my government subsidies, and at first, this looked very substantial. I figured I was set for years with that spread. You gave me your money, and I left satisfied.
https://www.theglobe...you-need-today/
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s government is unfairly demanding that Ontario pay more to subsidize an electric-vehicle battery plant at the “11th hour,” even after cutting provincial officials out of the negotiations, the province’s premier said.
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Edited by Victoria Watcher, 19 May 2023 - 07:06 AM.