I'm shocked we don't already have a Nanaimo Man thread.
Here's one from the RCMP, released today:
On the morning of Wednesday October 21st, officers responded to several 911 calls of a naked man running randomly through city streets. The only description provided was that he was large and hairy. The first sighting came in around 6:30 am in the downtown core. Patrols were made for the man however he was not located. Officers caught a break when just before noon, reports started coming in of another naked man running around Port Drive. The attending officers quickly deduced this was this man from before. The man was eventually located amongst some rail cars and promptly arrested for Causing a Disturbance. While being lead away with a blanket draped over his torso, the man was over heard saying that he was not making the best of decisions- no argument was offered by the officers.