Pick your poison. Which pile of BS has the least offensive smell? The pile on the left or the pile on the right? Exercise your free will to choose between them.
One side wants to drive off the cliff at 100mph in a red car, whereas the opposing side wants to drive off the cliff at 90mph in a blue car. No worries, we can rely on statesmanship to address the political divide and craft an acceptable compromise.
Media gatekeeping is all about keeping minds trapped within the confines of false dichotomies. Funny thing about choosing the lesser of two evils: no matter which one you choose, you're choosing evil.
Good cop versus bad cop no longer works once you realize they're both wearing the same uniform. Left wing versus right wing no longer works once you realize they're both attached to the same bird.
And so forth...