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[todd]

Sonja Semyonova, 45, claims she is in an 'erotic' relationship with an OAK TREE

“..Sonja, from Vancouver Island, British Columbia, said: 'The presence I feel with the tree is what I'm looking for but that's a fantasy with a person…”:
https://www.dailymai...p-oak-tree.html

Edited by todd, 29 December 2023 - 09:13 AM.

[todd]

My only problem with this is; are they consenting partners?

[Victoria Watcher]

They aren’t having sex.

[todd]

They aren’t having sex.

[Nparker]

Does anyone recall the exact moment when Armageddon took place?

[todd]

Does anyone recall the exact moment when Armageddon took place?

“January 1, 1983 is considered the official birthday of the Internet…”: https://www.usg.edu/...rotocol (TCP/IP).


Let's Make This Consensual: https://youtu.be/tbx...t-uepGWnS5NgEZd

[dasmo]

Attention acquired! What’s she selling?

[dasmo]

Or master trolling?

[Victoria Watcher]

Attention acquired! What’s she selling?

 

She's an erotic writer by trade, and some type of trainer.

 

https://yourbodystory.com/link-hub/

 

Edited by Victoria Watcher, 29 December 2023 - 11:11 AM.

[dasmo]

“ Sonja believes everyone is an ecosexual and claims if we recognised it within ourselves it could help solve climate issues.”

Master Trolling…

[todd]

Basically, they argue an oak is better than a “normal” partner. An oak is a true presence of a being, however lacks communication skills. They do lack many of the qualities that can make humans annoying


“..Sonja, from Vancouver Island, British Columbia, said: 'The presence I feel with the tree is what I'm looking for but that's a fantasy with a person.

'The feeling of being tiny and supported by something so solid. The feeling of not being able to fall.

'I had been craving that rush of erotic energy that comes when you meet a new partner and that is not sustainable.'…”: https://www.dailymai...p-oak-tree.html






Could lie still and let the “plant” do the work: sweet peas, time-lapse: https://youtu.be/UG9...hFGfKFhrEX9YNIR

Edited by todd, 29 December 2023 - 11:32 AM.

[dasmo]

It’s almost as good as the woodshop teacher with the giant prosthetics.

[todd]

It’s almost as good as the woodshop teacher with the giant prosthetics.

Those were fake, a tree is very much real.


a local municipality motto is: Sub Quercu Felicitas – Happiness Under the Oaks

Edited by todd, 29 December 2023 - 12:38 PM.

[dasmo]

No they weren’t. They were very much real prosthetics.

[todd]

No they weren’t. They were very much real prosthetics.

They were AI?!

Edited by todd, 29 December 2023 - 12:47 PM.

[dasmo]

Nope, real big fake boobs. Just like Sonja is pulling the chain of the media machine. In her case it’s intentional. In the shop teacher’s case I think the media attention was unintentional. But they went with it which was awesome. The skydiving he did in full costume was brilliant. Not at the level of the guy who got a coin minted based on his UFO hoax but close.

[dasmo]

I think I’ll go give her a follow on instagram as a reward for her great achievement in “How to get free advertising.”

[todd]

^Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

[dasmo]

Here. https://www.instagra...GNjOWZkYTE3MQ==

[dasmo]

Oh I am full on an Eccosexual!