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#21 johnk

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 10:23 AM

https://victoria.cra...6057505704.html


Who said Victoria was boring? Good to see some kink lurking beneath the tea and crumpets.

#22 Nparker

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 10:43 AM

Who said Victoria was boring? Good to see some kink lurking beneath the tea and crumpets.

From what little I know of CL, tea & crumpets create only the thinnest of veils over Victoria's kink these days.


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#23 dasmo

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 12:22 PM

My favourite quote about Victoria is "High tea at the empress and underground sex dungeons." 


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#24 Rob Randall

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 12:32 PM

What you imagine: eager lithe nymphs

Reality: Denis Oliver


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#25 Nparker

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 01:01 PM

My favourite quote about Victoria is "High tea at the empress and underground sex dungeons." 

The really scary part is the former is likely to cost you more than the latter (I'm guessing. I haven't had high tea in a few years now).


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#26 SimonH

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 01:39 PM

What kind of  " Handshake" are we talking about ?  5 knuckle shuffle type?



#27 VicHockeyFan

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 01:41 PM

It's very clear in the post, it's the "traditional handshake" that happens when you hire a topless maid.


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<p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em><span style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">"I don’t need a middle person in my pizza slice transaction" <strong>- zoomer, April 17, 2018</strong></span></em></span>

#28 SimonH

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 01:48 PM

It's very clear in the post, it's the "traditional  customary handshake" that happens when you hire a topless maid.



#29 VicHockeyFan

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 01:48 PM

Close enough...


<p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em><span style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">"I don’t need a middle person in my pizza slice transaction" <strong>- zoomer, April 17, 2018</strong></span></em></span>

#30 VicHockeyFan

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 04:43 PM

 
Need someone (actress?) to pretend to be my girlfriend (Victoria) (Victoria) hide this posting

compensation: $100 
employment type: contract

I told people at work that I have girlfriend so I wouldn't seem so socially inept. I was thinking of something very low key. You simply show up at my job and ask for me and we would leave together. I may have to introduce you, but hopefully we could just walk out together. No need for us to kiss, but our body language would need to indicate we were a couple. I don't know, we stand close to each, hold hands or smile a lot. I suppose we both need to be good actors. 

I'd compensate you $100 per hour for your time in coming to my workplace and for you to go back to your home. Please be in your 20s and very attractive looking (blonde with blue eyes is a plus but not required). Please don't forget to send me a recent picture of yours, otherwise I'll not respond. Thank you.

 

 

https://victoria.cra...6204366303.html


<p><span style="font-size:12px;"><em><span style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">"I don’t need a middle person in my pizza slice transaction" <strong>- zoomer, April 17, 2018</strong></span></em></span>

#31 LJ

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 07:23 PM

Seem so socially inept?


Life's a journey......so roll down the window and enjoy the breeze.

#32 lanforod

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 07:29 PM

 

TMI, VHF. Didn't need to know how socially awkward you are.


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#33 todd

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 09:00 PM

Smart business the boss/etc is going to have a harder time believing that you're going to be able to land the big account/etc if you don't show proof you can arrange a social arrangement with a other. Not inept smart according to inept standards.


Edited by todd, 04 July 2017 - 09:07 PM.


#34 Rob Randall

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 09:41 PM

I think that woman should make a blatant flirt at the boss (after collecting her $100). That'll get the office gossips going.
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#35 todd

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 09:56 PM

I think that woman should make a blatant flirt at the boss (after collecting her $100). That'll get the office gossips going.


Interesting the woman is not the boss in your scenario? Or?

#36 Rob Randall

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 09:59 PM

^I was thinking it works either way.
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#37 todd

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 10:01 PM

This is getting awkward.

#38 todd

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Posted 04 July 2017 - 10:19 PM

Me and “it” have been together 3 ½ octomesters.

3f8a0586d4eceaa38eb6eb66cf4b609e--tentac


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#39 Rob Randall

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 07:00 AM

^Did you meet on Craigslist? Or Plenty Of Fish?
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#40 todd

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 08:04 AM

Supermarket, was on special.

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