What, the lack of a buffet? I still like the sea west lounge but wish they’d add some deli meat and maybe a salad or crudités.
Wha.....wha....what? Crudites?!? What the heck are crudties Matt??!! Oh wait, I think I heard a reference to them once on the original Star Trek:
Spock: "Captain...scanners reporting something on sensors, coming into view now! Yes...as I suspected its a Crudite heavy cruiser. Captain we've strayed into Crudite Space!!!
Kirk: "Crudites Spock, explain....quickly.....what are Crudites??!
Spock: "Crudites Captain, first encountered by the Federation over 100 solar years ago. They were reputedly a barbarian species...but in fact they are colorful, crunchy and fresh..."
Kirk: "Spock if I understand you correctly then a full spread of photon torpedoes should be enough to....
Spock: Yes Captain! Brilliant!!!! A full spread of photon torpedoes will indeed cause the Crudites to implode on impact and morph into a harmless but tasty, nutritious and delicious form, one typically dipped in a vinaigrette or other similar sauce.....
Kirk: "So...in other words Spock......they're like salad creatures.....basically they're a harmless buffet species?"
Spock: "Much as it pains me to admit that is an accurate if crude/ite* earth analogy Captain..."
* See what I did there?!