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#81
Posted 29 March 2007 - 09:29 PM
"In the hole again.
You've got to get back in that hole again!"
Dinosaur Jr. rock. I'm going to have to check that one out. Too bad Sugar's such a bad venue. The acoustics are the worst.
Regardless, I'll be pocketing a set of ear plugs for that one.
#82
Posted 29 March 2007 - 10:20 PM
#83
Posted 07 April 2007 - 08:30 AM
Create excellent results with a little imagination
Adrian Chamberlain, Times Colonist
Published: Saturday, April 07, 2007
An aging baby-boomer imagines attending the next Nelly Furtado concert at Save-on-Foods Memorial Centre.
Baby-boomer: Please sit down. I an unable to view the performer.
Teenage girl: Excuse me?
Baby-boomer: I said I cannot see.
Teenage girl: Is my spirited dancing impeding your sight-lines?
Baby-boomer: Yes, it is.
Teenage girl: I sincerely apologize. My youthful vitality leads me to supersede the rules of etiquette and common decency.
Baby-boomer: Despite your youth, you are sage.
Teenage girl: Perhaps you find the music too loud. Shall I ask the concert producers to turn down the sound?
Baby-boomer: Yes. In addition, instruct them to dim the bright stage lights.
Teenage girl: I am happy to do so. Also, I apologize because, in general, the vapid music of my generation fails to measure up to the Beatles, Bob Dylan and Jimi Hendrix.
Baby-boomer: Excellent.
A typical Victoria taxpayer imagines what artists who create public art talk about in private.
Artist #1: Guess what? I have just been awarded a $25-million grant to create public art.
Artist #2: That's great. Do you plan to create an artwork that will infuriate the public?
Artist #1: Yes. But first, let us drink absinthe, the drug-infused liquor that made Vincent Van Gogh go crazy and slice off his ear.
Artist #2: I will join you ... as long as this expensive and highly illegal beverage is funded by a public grant.
Artist #1: It certainly is. Let us now drink and become crazy.
Artist #2: Right. And don't forget this: Rather than creating a realistic artwork -- say a soldier on a horse or Emily Carr gripping her monkey -- make an absurd abstract sculpture no one can understand.
Artist #1: That is crazy. I will do it immediately.
Artist #2: It will enrage the public. We will hoodwink them and fritter away their hard-earned tax money.
Artist #1: Excellent.
Rolling Stone Keith Richards, his hearing damaged by years of high-volume rock, struggles to recall the interview in which he confessed to snorting his father's ashes.
Interviewer: So Keith, what's the must disgusting drug you've taken?
(What Keith thought he heard: "Skill-testing question, Keith: Apart from your mother, who was your other parent?")
Keith: Well ... it was me old dad I reckon. Poor sod, I keep his ashes in an urn.
Interviewer: God, that's horrible!
(What Keith thought he heard: "How did you ordinarily ingest cocaine?")
Keith: Up me conk, mate. Sniffed it up the old hooter.
Interviewer, gagging: Oh Lord! I must notify the international press, you detestable cannibal.
(What Keith thought he heard: "Thank you Mr. Richards. Have a nice day.")
Keith: Excellent.
A Times Colonist theatre writer imagines attending his next play.
TC writer: Excuse me. Would you mind not unwrapping your hard candies?
Theatre-goer: Oh ... I am sorry for disturbing you.
TC writer: Yes.
Theatre-goer: I realize that I ought to have unwrapped them before the show. In fact, I should never, ever consume any food or beverage during theatre or any other performance. It is a vile and vulgar habit.
TC writer: Yes, it is.
The play's director: Excuse me? You are the theatre critic, loved and respected by the arts community. Is this patron bothering you?
Theatre-goer: I admit I was. It was terribly thoughtless.
The play's director: You shall be ejected immediately, never to return. As well, your car will be impounded and crushed. Theatre critic, would you care for a free chilled martini?
TC writer: Excellent.
mailto:achamberlain@tc.canwest.com
© Times Colonist (Victoria) 2007
-City of Victoria website, 2009
#84
Posted 12 July 2007 - 10:00 AM
#85
Posted 12 July 2007 - 10:22 AM
Anyone else seeing the Flecktones coming up at the Royal at the end of the month? Should be a great show, definitely my favourite jazz fusion band around and probably the most mind-blowing bassist you'll ever see.
Better than Nomeansno's Rob Wright?
I don't believe it.
#86
Posted 12 July 2007 - 11:44 AM
#87
Posted 12 July 2007 - 12:03 PM
#88
Posted 12 July 2007 - 12:42 PM
-City of Victoria website, 2009
#89
Posted 16 July 2007 - 09:45 AM
September 28th at Save On...
#90
Posted 25 July 2007 - 12:59 PM
Better than Nomeansno's Rob Wright?
I don't believe it.
NEVAH!!!
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
#91
Posted 23 February 2008 - 04:55 PM
I've seen Bryan Adams and Def Leppard at Save-On. Both were really good.
I wanted to see Mellencamp but after getting two tickets to Prism for 25$ at the Sooke Community Centre, I had a hard time justifying $100+ for one ticket to see old Johnny boy.
I'll let you guys know what I thought of Prism later.
#92
Posted 23 February 2008 - 05:34 PM
#93
Posted 23 February 2008 - 07:58 PM
-City of Victoria website, 2009
#94
Posted 23 February 2008 - 09:32 PM
Tee hee.
#95
Posted 23 February 2008 - 11:14 PM
-City of Victoria website, 2009
#96
Posted 24 February 2008 - 10:39 AM
On a related note, I notice that SHAW has put their signage up on the Caledonia side of the centre. Perhaps their presence there will bring some much needed "non-event-time" life to this site.
#97
Posted 24 February 2008 - 02:41 PM
Prism was fun, and what a bargain!
So no one here has been to a rock concert in Victoria for a quarter of a century?
#98
Posted 24 February 2008 - 02:55 PM
Nparker, I know exactly what you're talking about. The night before I saw Bryan Adams at Save-On, I got a quick sample driving by. I could clearly hear the song playing. If you can hear the concerts from your bed, it's not just Save-On that needs better sound insulation though, unless your bed is in the arena!
Prism was fun, and what a bargain!
So no one here has been to a rock concert in Victoria for a quarter of a century?
I was at Mellancamp last week. I'll be at Avril Lavigne in a few days, and I'll be at Thoroughgood and Queens of the Stone Age soon too.
#99
Posted 24 February 2008 - 07:47 PM
I haven't been to a concert in the SOFA quite yet. Either the bands that come here aren't my thing or tickets sell out faster than I could ever get my hands on them.
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#100
Posted 24 February 2008 - 10:24 PM
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