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Glad to report that Cats is everything you’d hoped for and more: a mesmerisingly ugly fiasco that makes you feel like your brain is being eaten by a parasite. A viewing experience so stressful that it honestly brought on a migraine.
True story: I got home after seeing CATS and couldn’t look my own cat in the face for a good hour or two
I don't really know what to say about CATS at this early stage, since a perfectly credible reaction like "it's one of the worst pieces of art I've ever witnessed" can only sound like empty hyperbole. Maybe I should just wait a few months.
They CGI all the dudes packages, but none of the women's breasts, so that was... a choice. Also: Rebel Wilson doing fat jokes as a CGI cat eating CGI roaches was a thing I didn't know would haunt my nightmares FOREVER. #CatsMovie
Can you make a movie so bad that the Academy takes back your Best Director Oscar? Asking for a Tom Hooper.